

Frankly Scarlet, we do give a damn.
Unfortunately, we don’t have much info on Miss Scarlet other than she’s listed as a fitness model and trainer, so we’ll have to just go on the photographic evidence. It will of course be up to each individual to decide, but we personally put her in the “extremely sexy” category rather than the “otherworldly beauty” category (her ass is in a category by itself: delicious). That’s no disrespect. We saw her in some photos with previous siren Ninacolaa, so we had high hopes of getting to know her better. Her Onlyfans has disappeared, but she does have a Fansly, although we are unsure of the content.
Sunshine Guimary is an instagram star and model, who is known for posting modeling content in swimwear and lingerie brands to her over 1.2 million followers. She also posts a variety of traveling content to different locations such as Corona Del Mar and Dubai.
Sunshine Guimary
This siren looks like a Trisha.
And the more photos we looked at the more we thought Trisha looks pretty good. She must have gone to Instagram University because it looks like she’s taken all the courses: health, lifestyle, model, student, entrepreneur, gym fitness and passed them all. The only thing we didn’t see listed was influencer. That may be postgraduate work.
Kara doesn’t give up much info.
Artist. That’s all we know. Not even what kind. With that in mind, it comes down to the photos as to her eligibility for consideration to the HH. Personally, we like what we see. With no disrespect intended she isn’t otherworldly, which we like because it makes the fantasy more reachable. One of the photos suggests she’s not statuesque which is okay too. All in all we believe she’s a worthy subject.
Woody-Alien suspects this siren may not go over well with the brethren.
When you’re attractive, tiny and have a magnificent bosom you can put us down as fans.
Miku is a Japanese/Filipina who is an idol singer with a group called Bocchi. She also does some gravure work, and from the looks of it we wouldn’t be surprised if the modeling takes precedence over the singing before too long. Her hobbies of cooking and watching movies are close to our own, at least if you substitute the ‘cooking’ with ‘eating’. She’s also a good dancer and participated in the national cheerleading competition. She’s 4’9″ lads. 4’9″! Think about it!
Stats
DOB: 2000/7/19
Height: 4’9″ (145cm)
Measurements: 35-22-33″ (90-56-84cm)
This is Arielle.
We gave it a go, but information on this siren was lacking. We believe Ariel (born 1997/7/1) is a Filipina American. Besides being a ‘digital creator’, she’s apparently a musical artist and has several singles out on various platforms. She might be a MILF. One thing of which we’re certain, she’s sexy as F***.
We figure Sophia is probably Filipina.
There must be big, big money in lashes, because 22-year-old Sophia is another in a long line of Asian cuties schlepping them. It seems to be the job of choice. Sophia looks to be a pretty compact siren, put together well. She probably had magic dust sprinkled on her chest and for the sake of balance we approve.
We think Michelle is as cute as a bug in a rug.
A very sexy bug with a great smile.
Michelle was born in the Philippines but moved to Nevada at age 5 and grew up there. We believe she’s 29-ish and is a news anchor not far from your humble narrator. She’s also a bodybuilder and competed just a few months ago. If we had to give her a serious demerit it would be too many pics of her significant other, to whom she got engaged on air. We forgive you Michelle.
We wish we knew more about this sirenn.
We can’t tell you much about Jenn, other than she just passed 30 and is every inch a delicious MILF. Probably a Filipina, but that’s just a guess. Without sounding like a nut, sometimes it’s nice when the sirens include photos of their husbands on their Instagrams. It lets us know there are possibilities for all of us.
This is Fam.
Fam works out of Phuket and Bangkok, but is actually from the Philippines. In addition to her modeling, she’s also a fashion designer and steps behind the camera from time to time. A pretty sexy siren, but we’re afraid she’s committed a cardinal sin: if you must ink, never, never do it on your butt. Some parts of your body are sacred, so we’re afraid this siren must languish in HH purgatory for a while.
Semper Fi.
If we could have been in her team we might have joined up, but we suspect there aren’t too many Marines that look like Charisse. We can sleep better at night knowing the country is protected by a super hot chick. She’s also an IFBB (International Federation of Bodybuilders) Pro standing 5’4″ (162cm) and 115lbs (52kg). An instant entrant to the HH. We suspect no one would dare tell her nay.